today my niece asked if i lived in my mother’s home
so my sister told her i live half there and half in the town where my uni is
and my other sister added “and half in her own head”
that was the most accurate thing i’ve ever heard in my life
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.

I had the weirdest dream that I was a fancy fox who took a kilted Misha Collins to Medieval Prom. #gishwhes
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
eh… good enough
Dear Sherlock Fandom,
Can we borrow a blanket?
Sincerely,
the Supernatural FandomDear Supernatural Fandom,
Do you need some tea too? Mrs. Hudson makes a mean cuppa.
Sincerely,
The Sherlock FandomDear Sherlock Fandom,
Can we borrow the blanket after them on Saturday?
Sincerely,
The Doctor Who fandom
Tom Hiddleston ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’
so the story’s about tom wanting to kill very nicely the person who stabbed shakespeare in the head am i right
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back